Who: Dick Bremer

What: To no ones surprise Sid Hartman claimed former Gopher Matt Spaeth would be a “great-great NFL player” after being drafted in the third round.  He also alibied for Wolves coach Randy Whitman stating the teams record was not a reflection on his coaching ability, “The league got wise to their players.”

Former bat boy Jeff Dubay sold some hope with this statement, “I’m convinced sooner or later the (Twins) rotation will be fine.”  He also said he was not concerned about Rondell White’s production.

Lavelle E. Neal predicted Sidney Ponson would be a “big winner” for the Twins this year and was setting the stage for a “great comeback” with 13-14 wins.

Dave Lee throw a basket full of softball questions at Gopher football coach Tim Brewster during a live feed from Perkins Restaurant.

Mike Max bootlicked fellow homer Sid Hartman claiming there was not a better person in the state to promote a fundraiser as he promoted the re-issuing of his book “Sid”.

Bert Blyleven compared Twin Alexi Castilla to Rickey Henderson after stealing a base vs. the Royals.

Paul Allen continued to shill the Vikings by trying to sell disgruntled fans on notion they will be improved in 2007.

Dark Star acknowledged that Wolves fans were very critical of Kevin McHale but declared, “I don’t agree” as he pointed to the Garnett draft as a reason to go easy on McHale.

Twins broadcaster Dick Bremer gets the nod this month for a variety of varnished takes.  The most revealing was when he reflexively blurted out “what a beautiful bunt” as Joe Mauer fouled a bunt attempt six feet wide toward the third base coach. 

Bottom Line:  It's now become apparent that Mr. Bremer is an institutional homer.