Who: Dan "Common Man" Cole

What: Mark Rosen's nauseating and rhetorical softball questions during his Viking's love fest with former colleague Michele "Limo" Tafoya would have brought home the bacon had it not been for the picture below. It was forwarded to the editors of www.homersota.com by some enterprising bystander.

Although the Marconi, Heisman, employee of the month, and Homer Hill eluded him, check off the long desired "Homer of the Week" as a career goal accomplished thanks to the Common Man's fawning over Sid Hartman at a recent book signing. As you can see he proudly displays his personally signed Sid Hartman "Brown-noser Bandana".

Bottom Line: A picture says a thousand words.