Who: See Below
What: As the holiday’s approach we thought we’d send Mr. Claus a wish list for the Minnesota sports press. Soon a handful of them will be awarded with a “Soda” award, but we asked Kris Cringle to consider giving others what we have requested below:

Don Shelby – Humility
Paul Allen – A dictionary to learn the real definition of the word “elite”
Sid Hartman – A new idiom for “mystery team”
Jeff Dubay – A smile to use during his hockey telecasts
Mike Max – Some handy-wipes to clean off his brown nose
Charley Walters – A pet bird that speaks the truth
Greg Coleman – A list of intelligent post game questions
Patrick Reusse – A voiceover job as “The Penguin” in the next Batman movie
Dan Cole – A Marconi award
Dan Barreiro – Thicker skin for when chided by homersota.com
Rod Simons – A starring role in the next Munsters movie
Joe Sensor – A transparent vertical-bar facemask to provide Troy Williamson
Dave Mona – Lifetime ticket pass to the Insight Bowl
Chad Hartman – A new expression for “on a regular basis”
Mark Rosen – Courage to take a stand
Dave Lee – A clue
“Doogie” Wolfson – A lower voice for his T.V. appearances
Bert Blyleven – A new expression for “at the major league level”
Dark Star – A Twins radio deal that isn’t a “dirty deed”
Bottom Line: P.S. Santa, we acknowledge the courage request for Rosen may be asking too much. |